Chrysanthemum, the perfect name for the perfect girl.  Or so she thought until … she started school.

The change in context for Chrysanthemum (beloved only daughter to one of many in the classroom) was almost too much for her to take.  I just want to step into that book and give those little rodents a good character lesson!  But I’m going to put aside the more obvious bullying lesson for now and focus on perfection.

Being one of many can be hard.  Trying to do it perfectly could be impossible.  I am one teacher on a staff of many.  I leave my house in the morning a beloved queen (well – some days I do) and arrive at school to do a job that about 6 million others in the U.S. are also about to begin.  My crown is gone and my hard hat (one with the cute little light on top) is on.

Are we all trying to live up to the “perfect teacher” ideal?

Perfect Illustration found on “My First Step as a Teacher” Blog

It isn’t going to happen.  Let me tell you why.

Perfection is inefficient. OK, I’ll admit I have tacked the yard stick to the bulletin board in order to get my letter to stay in a straight line instead of doing a nose dive.  But this kind of attention to detail in every area would be a huge waste of my time.  How much time did Victoria waste counting letters and thinking of new insults just because she didn’t like Chrysanthemum’s name?

Perfection makes it hard for others to seek your advice.  I don’t want my students and coworkers to feel that asking for help is a sign of weakness.  Failure could be how we learn best. Being able to handle setbacks is a far better trait – resiliency, dude.  If you were Chrysanthemum, would you ask Victoria for help?

Perfection is too neat.  Things need to get messy before they get good.  Idea fluency means the ability to develop lots of ideas and is an important component of creative thinking.  People can’t be afraid to offer  wild ideas because these are the stuff awesomeness is made of.  Maybe if Chrysanthemum’s parents had spent more time brainstorming baby names they would have found an even better name. Rose? Violet? Poppy? Kathryn?

Perfection = Unhappy Teacher. You could drive yourself right up the classroom wall trying to make things perfect.  Your school will benefit much more having a sane teacher over a perfect one.  Are those teachers who seem perfect to you really happy?  Hard to tell, but probably not.  I bet Victoria felt miserable after completely forgetting her lines in the class musicale.

Perfection can lead to poor choices.  Poor choices can include avoiding joining leadership committees to escape criticism, dishonesty about areas that you feel aren’t good enough, or taking on too much work because you don’t want to admit you can’t handle it all.  Chrysanthemum avoided going to school by dragging her feet and walking slowly.  The whole time thinking about her absolutely dreadful name.

I’ll admit, there is a positive side to perfection as well.  We can strive to make sure our work is excellent, complete, and of the highest quality. We just need to remember to recognize that moment when better isn’t any better.  Les Brown said it best, “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”

Now let’s play some Parcheesi!

Some Chrysanthemum books:

And another really good book for you:

Are you as amazed at all of the new requirements in education as I am? Sometimes I want to say “I do not like them here or there, I do not like them anywhere!”  But that Sam is a persistent little bugger isn’t he?  And he keeps trying to make the new things less scary.

Try them on a boat, with a goat,
in the rain, on a train,
in the dark, in a tree,
in a car, in a box,
with a fox, in a house,
and with a mouse.

When it comes to trying new things it can be scary. We don’t think we’ll be capable.  We think it’s a bad idea. We don’t know where to start.  We wonder what’s next if we go through with this.

The new ideas just might be foolish if you don’t know what you’re getting yourself into. Green balut and haggis, anyone?

Before you build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there. – Yogi Berra

But every so often we do need to take a bite and try something new.  Eggs Benedict, maybe?   Dean Radin, a researcher and author in the field of parapsychology,  describes four stages of new idea adoption:

The first is “It’s impossible”
The second is “Maybe it’s possible, but it’s weak and uninteresting”
The third is, “It’s true and I told you so”
And the fourth is, “I thought of it first”

There are many times when changing and trying something new leads you to discover something delicious. Note our niece (below) as her precious face changes. Look what wonderful things you can discover – you go first!

Our niece trying fruit for the first time.  🙂

Then again a few week later!

Some Green Eggs and Ham for you:

1st grader: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

1st grader: Pizza.

Me: Pizza who?

1st grader: Pizza is yummy! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Me: blank expression to polite smile, “Yeah, good one.”

Yep, that’s a typical knock-knock joke told by a first grader.  Amelia Bedelia knows how to “call the roll” in her escapades as substitute teacher, but she did not know how to take attendance.

Like Amelia Bedelia – young kids just don’t get it!  They do see a lot of humor – everywhere, but when it comes to word play, ugh!  I dread the point in the school year when they discover the knock-knock joke because I know that I’m about to hear 150 of the made up “zingers” like the one above. Don’t get me wrong, I know they are trying. They realize that for some reason people get a lot of enjoyment from these jokes, but they are just too literal minded to “get it” at this stage in life.   I have always wondered about the science behind this phenomenon. (Yes, I am a nerd.)

Ellen Winner boils word play understanding down to 3 steps: (The Point of Words: Children’s Understanding of Metaphor and Irony, 1997)

In order to understand nonliteral language, the child has to

1.  figure out that the words aren’t meant to be taken literally

2. figure out the relationship between the literal meaning and the true meaning.

3. discover the meaning of the message.

For example in the following joke, a child need to go through this series of thoughts:

My brother Cody lost his CD. Now I just call him Oy.

CD  ≠

= CD = alphabet letters C & D

“lost his CD” = CODY = Oy

But when does this magic happen?

Dr. Howard Gardner proposed these developmental stages based on Harvard’s Project Zero’s data. 

I interpret this process as continual and context based.  Understanding dawns with simple word play that the child is familiar with.  This will be individual to each child.  The understanding will grow to include more and more complex ideas for word play.  (Please tell me if you feel differently.)

The wonderful series of Minerva Louise books about a curious hen is based on an earlier stage of word play identification.  I have always had much more luck with first graders understanding this word play style than the word play style in Amelia Bedelia.  I think now I am beginning to understand why.

Minerva Louise is at the wild stage of understanding.  In Minerva Louise at School, she sees the school as a big fancy barn, the cubbies as nesting boxes, and the janitor as the farmer.  My first graders recognize this less mature stage and can have a hearty laugh at her foolishness.

Reading Amelia Bedelia gets me blank stares.  “Draw the drapes” and “dress the chicken” to my little ones is interpreted the same way that Amelia Belelia interprets it.  They do understand some of the word play – especially the one where she “runs home” during the baseball game.  They are much more familiar with the double meaning of “home” than they are “draw” or “dress”.  I can imagine though that kids in the trainable stage would understand Amelia Bedelia’s less mature stage and get laugh just as hard at her foolishness as mine kids do at Minerva Louise.

So next time I ask a somber little fellow if he has the weight of the world on his shoulders, and he glances first to his shoulders before telling me “no”, I will be a little more enlightened to what’s going on in that precious growing mind.

Josie literally thinking outside the box.

One caveat – A common characteristic of people who fall in the autism spectrum is literal mindedness.

Some Minerva Louise and Amelia Bedelia books for you:

Do not let your job stress you out!  Are you kitten me right meow? No really – you can do it, just use Pete’s technique of turning a negative situation into a positive one.  You’re going to have difficult days where you feel like you just stepped into a pile of mud, but you’re also going to have great days when all the mud is washed away.

Like Pete’s advice “it’s all good”, self talk goes a long way in diminishing teacher stress.   I love the idea of changing negative self talk into an empowering question.   If you find yourself thinking, “This class just won’t be quiet,” try changing that thought to “How can I encourage this class to be quiet?”  Or if you’re thinking “They never remember to start a sentence with a capital letter,” change that thought to “What can I do to help them remember to start a sentence with a capital letter?”  This way you’re not avoiding problems, but you are tackling them in a positive way.

Oh, and we all know that Pete loved to walk around singing his song.  Pete just might be on to something there.  Did you know studies have shown that “playing and listening to music benefits both mental and physical health?”  Listening to music can increase immunity (disease fighters), decrease cortisol (stress hormone) levels, and increase dopamine (feel good chemical).  Wow, and all for the price of a song.  No meds needed.  Try playing soothing background music in your classroom to see if you and your student reap the same benefits as Pete.

Remind yourself to sing Pete the Cat’s phrase “it’s all good”  when you’re stressed to get your groovy calm back. That’s how I roll.

Watch author Erik Litwin perform Pete the Cat I Love My White Shoes.  You’ll feel better 🙂 Really.

Some Pete the Cat items:
      

“Imagination is the true magic carpet.” Norman Vincent Peale

Hola, Amigos! You will never believe what just happened to me!  As I was jumping on my bed I crossed in front of the mirror, and I saw Super Teacher!  I could not let this happy happening go to waste so I scampered (Super Teachers do that right?) over to my closet and was transformed to the wonderful world of my classroom.  It was dark… and scary, but I had no fear with my trusty light saber at my side. (It’s my adventure, I’ll have a light saber if I want to. Por Favor?)

I heard small shuffling noises from the reading corner. From the glow given off by said trusty light saber I was able to find the light switch and turn it on.   To my delight and surprise I saw my old amigos (students) Mary Always Goodgirl (the smallest of the small ones), David Everright, Alivia Alorganized, and Helpy McHelperson (the biggest of the small ones).  They ran to me saying, “Super Teacher, we are so glad you are here.” (in a perfectly complete sentence, I might add) They told me about the terrible Parachutito that came into the classroom (while they were dutifully working on their math and staying seated at their desks) and stole all of our counting frijoles. “Not our counting beans!,” I said. “Por que?”

They did not know. But they were sure they saw him heading to the gymnasium.  “Vamonos!” I said, and we sang a song as we hustled to the gym.

Oh, we are all in a stupor, (clap, clap)

Parachutito made a big blooper, (clap, clap)

With light saber in hand,

Our beans we’ll demand,

Good thing our teacher is Super! (clap, clap)

(Hey, I said it before, and I’ll say it again.  It’s MY adventure!)

We entered the gym and saw the mucho largo Parachutito.  Super Teacher (that’s me, remember) swung the light saber and blinded Parachutito for just long enough for the small amigos to each grab an edge and shake.  Soon all the frijoles were free from his evil clutches and Parachutito was lying limp and exhausted on the ground.

“Ole!” we all shouted, gathered the beans, and triumphantly marched back to our classroom.  As we entered the room I saw a strange light and fell to the floor of my closet nearly hitting my cabeza, dude.  Come to think of it, maybe I did hit my cabeza, dude!

Don’t worry, I’ve come to my senses.  And I discovered a wonderful bit of information.  Fake it until you make it really works. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/extreme-fear/201303/how-real-life-change-happens

Skippyjon Jones imagines himself as a brave sword-fighting chihauhau – and he really turns into one. (Really-he does!)  Imagine yourself as the person you want to be a.k.a. Super Teacher.  When faced with a problem, don’t ask yourself what you would do, ask yourself what Super Teacher would do.  Then do it.      WWSD – I can see the bracelets now, dude.

Let your imagination go wild!

http://www.jrimagination.com/blog/2012/3/13/advice-from-outside-the-box.html

Some Skippyjon Jones Books:

Some other good books for you:
  

Have you even woken up with metaphorical gum in your hair?  Sometimes you just know the moment that alarm rings that it is going to be a bad day.  What is it? Not enough sleep? Hormones? Real gum in your hair?  Whatever the cause, it happens, and as a teacher you cannot let your funk get in the way of kids learning.

When you find yourself starting the day in a bad mood there are some things you can do.  First off, if this happens to you often – see a doctor.  There may be a medical condition at play here.  Secondly, if you know your foul mood is from a lack of sleep – vow to get more sleep.  Sleep deprivation can really mess up a normally sunny disposition.

Let’s say those two scenarios have nothing to do with your dismal state of mind. Don’t worry, here are some tried and true mood lifters for you to try:

1. Force yourself to smile – seriously.  Even if you tripped on a skateboard and dropped your sweater in the sink.  Studies have shown that smiling produces a feeling of happiness within your body.  Check out the work of Paul Ekman if you don’t believe me. http://www.nytimes.com/1993/10/26/science/one-smile-only-one-can-lift-a-mood.html

2. Listen to music – The benefits of listening to music abound.  There’s a reason the dentist plays music in the patient rooms.  It can distract you and keep you calm.  There’s also a reason the high school band plays music before the big game. It can rev you up and get you ready for action.  So, pick the mood your shooting for and crank up the tunes.  Sing along for even better results. Don’t worry it you can’t carry a tune in a Cindy tote. If Alexander can count without a 16 (who needs 16?), then you can sing any way you want. I’ll take mine in P!nk. http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/news/20031022/music-improves-mood

3.  Do something kind for someone – Just because you didn’t find a toy in your cereal box this morning doesn’t mean that you can’t give to others.  Even an act as small as thanking someone, washing someone’s coffee mug, or opening a door for someone has been proven to elevate your mood.  If you really need a pick-me-up you can always do my recess duty for me, really, I’ll let you! http://drjohnhealthalert.blogspot.com/2012/01/acts-of-kindness-mood.html

4. Exercise – Your body will release endorphins, adrenaline, serotonin and dopamine and you’ll feel better.  You don’t have to have brand new shoes with colorful stripes  those plain boring white ones will do just fine. Hop into those workout clothes and start moving that beautiful body. http://longevity.about.com/od/lifelongfitness/a/exercise_mood.htm

5. Get a good laugh – It’s hard to laugh with soap in your eye, but the stung goes away eventually. And laughter is known to help your body release serotonin which makes you feel more content.  My son installed the app iFunny on my ipad mini and when I need a good laugh, it’s the first place I go for a quick fix.  If you are in the mood for a longer laugh, check out Kid Snippets on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDFD0284A5DA24371   “Math Class” is my all time favorite. There is no way I’m in a bad mood after watching that – I can so relate!

6. Play with your cat (or dog, if you must) – Even if you become someone’s third best friend you’ll always find unconditional love in your furry friends.  Playing with your pets releases all those feel-good hormones in your brain and lowers the stress hormone cortisol.  Pets get you moving too. Just try to forgive and forget those little hairballs “presents” that they leave for you once in a while. Oh yes, they are worth the trouble aren’t they? http://www.webmd.com/depression/features/pets-depression

So please don’t feel that you need to move to Australia in order to escape your bad mood.  Just try some of these activities first, please.  We need our wonderful teachers here!

Some Alexander Books for you: